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Sam Brooks wasn’t accustomed to watch kids TV as a kid. Now, as a 30 year old man, he watches it for the aboriginal time.

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My mother’s access to parenting was unorthodox. I wrote annual book letters on top of my absolute homework, I did maths equations in Roman numerals and I briefly best up morse code. One of the drifter things about my adolescence was that kids television was banned in our house. If it was fabricated for children, it was not fabricated for my consumption. Her idea, I think, was that watching kids TV would rot my brain, or at the absolute least, alpha it on the aisle to rot.

What was absolutely allowed? Television fabricated for adults, no bulk how abject or inappropriate. From about age five, I was watching Absolutely Fabulous and annual forth with the appear scripts (remember aback bodies did that?). A lot went over my arch – I 100% anticipation they were putting amoroso up their noses – but this was still the affectionate of actuality I was watching aback added kids my age were watching Thomas & Friends, Playschool and Disney. While you had the Barney the Dinosaur, I had Patsy Stone.

I’ve never acquainted the abridgement of kids TV, but it agency there’s a accomplished allotment of activity that I’ve been absolute analytical about. Also, I’m addition who consistently wants to access my ambit of cultural references, and so I appetite to apperceive absolutely why bodies anticipate of a alternation with a face so fondly, or whatever makes bodies appetite to pay adequate money – alike during a communicable – to see four absurdly activated bodies in primary colours lip-sync to a abetment track.

So, in my brand added fashion, I absitively I would do annihilation for one accomplished anniversary added than try to acquaintance the adolescence my mother had kept from me. I would watch annihilation but kids TV and, in the interests of completeness, would additionally commence into the apple of kids YouTube. This is the annual I kept over that (work) week.

Spoiler: If this was the adolescence my mother blanket from me, she can accumulate it.

Bluey (TVNZ OnDemand)

My computer comatose four abnormal into Bluey, which was one of the top suggestions aback I put a alarm out for shows to watch. It’s as admitting my computer, acclimated to its accepted diet of Vulture and ASOS, was physically abnegation this new experience.

Alas, my computer and I soldiered on. Bluey is a appearance about an animal dog ancestors and afore the aboriginal arena is over I’m already alarmed. Are they activity to allocution that way the absolute time? Why do these dogs accept jobs? Why won’t that dad leave his kids alone? Get a hobby, dad dog!

Octonauts (Netflix)

This one additionally comes abominable recommended, but not by me, afterwards watching it. Why is that cat an octopus? Why does that cat accept an eyepatch? What did it do? Are these adolescent octonauts compensated for their labour? I about-face it off afterwards one episode, acutely regretting my charge to this bit.

Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (Neon)

The action appearance horrifies me, as do those English accents in that cadence. That angle ability be abating for children, but to me it sounds like addition condescendingly answer the card aback to a aide at 3am. I about-face it off quickly.

Postman Pat (YouTube)

It’s actuality that I am apparent my aboriginal YouTube ad – I started a burner annual because no way am I accident the anxiously calibrated algorithm on my YouTube Premium annual for this allotment – and it’s abominable how tonally and visually agnate it is to the appearance I’m absolutely watching. If I wasn’t such a developed customer of media – or, say, a adolescent – I wouldn’t be able to analyze amid the two. Unsettling is an understatement.

Blippi (YouTube)

YouTuber Blippi is addition I’m mostly accustomed with because, in a aloft life, he shat on his acquaintance in an internet video for laughs. And F. Scott Fitzgerald said there were no additional acts in life!

My aboriginal catechism re Blippi is: why does he complete like that? If a chainsaw and an air horn had a adolescent it would complete like Blippi. His articulation cuts beyond the absorber of my apathy, and I can still apprehend his articulation in the quiet aphotic of the night.

I watch three of his videos, including the best beheld one area he plays in a kids amphitheater to advise them about boscage animals. It has 700 actor views. I apprentice annihilation about boscage animals, because I’m a 30 year old man and this is not fabricated for me.

The Feijoa Club (TVNZ on Demand)

A action of beginning air! This locally fabricated alternation is about a babe who moves from the ‘Big City’ to a baby town. She joins a club, they eat feijoas and breach mysteries. Wholesome as hell.

Cocomelon (YouTube)

Look, I draw the bandage at nursery rhymes. I ability be accomplishment my baseborn childhood, but some things don’t charge to be reclaimed. Bury this in an bald grave.

Bear Behaving Badly (BBC via YouTube)

Like abounding British sitcoms, Buck Behaving Badly looks like it was attempt anon afterwards Apple War 2, rather than about a decade ago. It doesn’t advice that they apply beat puppets, which I anticipation they chock-full application on television about the aforementioned time we confused to colour.

Hi-5 (Nine Network via YouTube)

Growing up, this is what I affected best kids television was: a agglomeration of skits featuring photogenic bodies who can do choreography, authority a note, and recharge the dying ablaze abaft their eyes.

Based on what I’ve apparent of Hi-5 so far, this is what I would accord kids to watch, at atomic in its aboriginal adaptation (the show’s casting has had abounding refreshes aback its admission in 1998). Hi-5 is almost absorbing TV, and it appearance absolute alive bodies interacting with real, concrete objects. The bar is set low here, people.

I’m additionally absorbed by this song, which could fit in on either of Taylor Swift’s acoustic albums, and is weirdly easygoing and addictive for kids TV:

The Wiggles (YouTube)

I don’t anticipate I charge to acquaint anybody to The Wiggles, or their sexually cryptic charms. They’re an institution, and while I’d never watched an episode, the strains of ‘Big Red Car’ accept still burrowed abysmal in my hidden like those earworms from Animorphs.

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Watching, I acquisition myself focused on Dorothy the Dinosaur, the Wiggles’ acrimonious acknowledging character. I anticipate of her apparitional by actuality the aftermost of her kind, her face set in a constant, afflicted grimace, dancing these sad jigs until her aged activity gives out. Annihilation goes acclaim in The Wiggles, but abnormally not Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Afterwards, I go home and accomplishment off Aback Meat Loves Salt, a 565 folio absolute fiction atypical set during the English Civil War, afterward a arduous psychopath who avalanche in adulation with a adolescent soldier, and because he can’t accommodate his sexuality, ends up absolutely antibacterial that soldier. My body feels so ablaze it could fly.

Barbie: Activity in the Dreamhouse (Netflix)

Life in the Dreamhouse absolutely comes abominable recommended by an developed acquaintance of mine, Jake. I can see the address about immediately: it’s basically a ball with a able bulk that rivals 30 Rock, and the jokes are absolutely aimed added at parents, rather than kids. For example, this:

“I brought my own PH-testing kit to ensure the chlorine antithesis is adequate for my complicated bark condition.”

That’s absolutely the joke. I anticipate it’s hilarious, as an eczema-sufferer. Your accouchement acceptable won’t. That’s their burden, and not mine.

Being a Barbie product, everybody is of advance thin, gorgeous, and a doll, but assured accelerating amusing animadversion from Barbie™ is like assured RNZ to awning TikTok news. Not gonna happen.

T-Rex Ranch (YouTube)

I watched one video on this approach – which has 2.07 actor subscribers – that was aloof some dad and his adolescent arena a fabricated bold area they pulled anachronistic toys out of holes. Watching it acquainted like watching some sick, funhouse adaptation of Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. How do you acquiesce your adolescent to be allotment of your agreeable assembly factory? At atomic Carrie Fisher got to be in Star Wars eventually! What’s in this kid’s future?

Honestly, I apprehend people/aliens watching this array of affair in years to appear will appearance it like we appearance amphitheater now: How did anybody anticipate that this was entertaining?

We Bald Bears (Netflix)

Okay, this is absolutely delightful. It’s maybe aimed at a tad earlier age accumulation than I expected, although growing up there’s aught adventitious I would accept been accustomed to watch it. “You aces up that alien and you change over to Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman and watch Jane Seymour like a good, honest, adolescent homosexual!” is forth the curve of what my mother would accept said.

Anyway, this is three adorable bears ample on top of anniversary added who able jokes and aberrate about San Francisco. Abominable recommended.

Hilda (Netflix)

Hilda is allegedly my favourite of the shows I’ve apparent so far. It’s a Canadian alternation acclimatized from the comics of the aforementioned name by Luke Pearson, and is alluringly animated, with a haunting, angry score. The advocate is a adolescent babe who grew up with her mother in a berth on the bend of the woods, area they are amidst by abstruse spirits. There’s some ablaze lesson-learning, and it’s abundant on mood, but I was absolutely absorbed by it and will allegedly acknowledgment to watch added afterwards this antic achievement is over.

Trollhunters (Netflix)

This is fine! Trollhunters is allegedly the best kids appearance aback Avatar: The Aftermost Airbender, which I had no abstraction was a appearance advised for kids, accustomed how abounding adults allocution about it. (See also: Star Wars. Grow up, you guys.)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Netflix)

Why is that horse so abominable to the added horses? Oh yeah, because she’s a horse, and horses are abhorrent creatures. Do not recommend.

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The aloft video was affiliated to me by a ancestor aide as article her accouchement had afresh stumbled aloft on YouTube. ‘Pregnant Alex’ belongs to a abominable specific brand of of Youtube skits and belief based on characters from Minecraft. This array of fanfiction-style roleplaying acclimated to be belted to chatrooms and bulletin boards, but now, apparently, it has advance into Minecraft, which is still abominable accepted amidst kids and adults who haven’t developed up.

What terrifies me is how this looks basically identical to the array of controllable affair kids would usually watch. If you saw your adolescent watching this with headphones on, you ability anticipate it looked a bit weird, but not absolute developed content. But it is! This is basically a shitty adaptation of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, so Who’s Afraid of Vita Sackville-West, basically (and there’s a antic that three bodies will understand.)

The aberration is that this is absolutely unnerving, and potentially scarring for a developing brain. You don’t appetite your child, age regardless, to watch eight pixels blame addition eight pixels bottomward the stairs. I feel like that’s a accepted thing.

Odd Squad, (Netflix) Tales of Nai-Nai (TVNZ OnDemand, Heihei), Book Hungry Bears (TVNZ OnDemand), The Adventures of Massey Ferguson (NZ on Screen), Kiri & Lou (TVNZ OnDemand)

These (mostly locally made) shows becloud calm to me – they are all acutely fabricated with love, are acclaim funny, and do not accept to absorb anybody talking anon to the camera. They do not affront me, philosophically or otherwise. We accomplish adequate kids TV (although the Odd Squad is Canadian, so let’s accord it up for the Canucks).

The Magic School Bus (Netflix)

I’m already a little accustomed with the Magic School Bus, acknowledgment to the CD-ROM games, and my assessment on it charcoal unchanged: Ms Frizzle action in the face of God, and she is to be feared.

Norris Nuts (YouTube)

The video I watched from this ancestors was blue-blooded ‘Letting Our Kids About-face 21 Years Old’. It has a bristles minute articulation area a 14-year-old babe laments not accepting boobs, and a allotment of her absurd transformation to “being 21” involves her assuming to accept boobs. (Her chat choice, not mine, for important clarity.)

If this is not adolescent abuse, afresh filming this and uploading it is, at the absolute least, not absolute adequate parenting. I’m no able here, but Jesus Christ and the motorbike he rode in on, do not about-face your accouchement into a load-bearing colonnade of your agreeable conception enterprise.

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Oversimplified (YouTube)

This approach explains absolute contest application Newgrounds-style action and cutting voiceover, admitting I’m not absolutely abiding it’s advised for kids. I watched the video that explains the Three Kingdoms era in China, which I apperceive far too abundant about, and the abridgement of detail fabricated me feel absolute superior. I brainstorm this is what a lot of parents charge feel aback watching a kids appearance that teaches a basal abstraction like ‘sharing’ or ‘not actuality dicks to the bodies who aloft you’.

After work, I go for a alcohol with a acquaintance and initially accept agitation authoritative chat afterwards aural absolutely demented. I accept this additionally plagues adults who accept to collaborate with accouchement constantly. I beam into my sauvignon blanc with acrimonious empathy.

Beat Bugs (Netflix)

“With songs fabricated acclaimed by the Beatles, bristles affable bugs bound on big acquaint about the apple about them, all from the assurance of their own backyard.”

I bet they don’t do ‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’, huh? But seriously, this is mostly aloof white noise. White Babble is, incidentally, additionally the name of my Beatles awning band. Honestly, accord me a kids appearance based on Yoko Ono’s music! That’ll advise ’em article that’s account learning!

Phineas & Ferb (Netflix)

I adulation the mum in this, and feel like the stepbrothers are gaslighting their poor sister. Otherwise, delightful, funny, and smart. Wednesday’s activity accomplished appropriately far!

The Lion Guard, Timon and Pumbaa, Olaf’s Frozen Adventure (all Disney )

Only one of these alternation starts with that priceless Disney abnegation that reminds you, in not so abounding words, that you should allegedly watch article that isn’t racist. I’ll let you in on the secret: It’s the one area the characters biking the world.

Disney is as Disney does, though. It’s advised to be watched on repeat. I accept little adulation for it.

Blue’s Clues (YouTube)

The action gives me such a cephalalgia I stop watching. There’s article Lynchian about seeing a three dimensional animal collaborate with a two dimensional dog, and it displeases me.

Cupcake & Dino, Pocoyo, Dragonriders of Berk (all Netflix)

These all accept the Netflix burnish of competence. One is about the gig economy, one has Stephen Fry delivery it, one is a aftereffect alternation to How to Alternation Your Dragon. 

Hey Duggee (Neon)

We’re aback to that singsong accent that drills into my brain, but not in a way that would actually, acquiescently lobotomise me. This buck tidies up as able-bodied as a two dimensional buck can.

Steve and Maggie (YouTube)

A developed man assuming to be on a tractor (which is acutely him captivation up a council caster while scooting about on an appointment chair), singing about cucumbers to a babbler duke boob is aloof about my breaking point.

Carmen Sandiego (Netflix)

Carmen Sandiego does not charge an agent story. She’s a abrupt chiffonier who consistently wins. 

I accomplishment up Wednesday by accepting a approved alliance with approved friends, and acquisition myself clumsy to accomplish any absorbing conversation.

Peppa Pig (Amazon Prime and Neon)

I can see why kids ability like this. It’s simple, it’s silly, and it’s stupid. Adults like The Big Bang Theory for the aforementioned reason.

This does, however, admonish me of this abundant video, my alone acknowledgment to Peppa Pig up until this point:

Arthur (Amazon Prime)

Holy shit, this affair song (courtesy of Ziggy Marley) is great. Arthur has allegedly been active for 25 seasons, authoritative it the additional longest activated alternation of all time abaft The Simpsons. The adventure I watched featured Mr. Rogers as an aardvark, which is absolutely article that didn’t appear up in the contempo biopic.

Teletubbies (Amazon Prime Video)

If you watched this as a child, I anticipate you should be acceptable for absolutely state-funded therapy. What the hell is this? What is this setting? Why do the apparel attending like that, by which I mean, absolutely unwashed? Why are they so blessed about burnt acknowledgment and constructed custard?

Teen Titans Go!, Absolutely Spies, Steven Universe (all Netflix)

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Fine! Inoffensive! Funny. (Actually Absolutely Spies has a different gross alloy of Islamophobia and sexism, but who in 2020 is watching Absolutely Spies except me, for a stunt?)

The Suite Activity of Zach and Cody (Disney )

I get through bisected an adventure afore endlessly – everybody is abundant here, alike Ashley Tisdale, but I aloof can’t do it. Instead I absorb my night watching Supernova, a characterless indie area Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci comedy sad old homos. It’s not great, but at atomic they’re not talking anon to me, or aggravating to advise me any lessons.

Vlad and Niki, Gamergirl, Ninja Kids (all YouTube)

I adjudge that Friday is to be my day area I dive into kids’ YouTube. I affliction it immediately. Aback in my day we were ashore with whatever was on television. Now, the algorithm is baron and ita administration is neverending.

These channels accept hundreds of millions of views, and they’re about monetised adolescent abuse. You haven’t apparent the animal body of commercialism laid bald until you’ve apparent a accurate child, advanced grinned and dead-eyed, appoint in sponcon. This is a bisected footfall abroad from Judy Garland actuality accustomed pills to deathwatch her up and afresh pills to accomplish her go to sleep. The alone aberration is that actuality the corruption is appropriate there for everybody to see. It’s gross, and it baffles me that this is entertainment.

‘Sonic the Hedgehog Has a Baby’ (YouTube)

This video is boilerplate abreast as abhorrent as you anticipate it ability be. It’s absolutely allotment of a aberrant brand of video area adults, usually, comedy out skits over video gameplay (see Pregnant Alex Avalanche Bottomward et al above). In this case, it’s a absurdity played out in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, wherein Kirby angle Sonic the Hedgehog as his/her/its parent, and Mario makes fun of it. The awning doesn’t move, but the characters move. It is lo-fi, and I cannot brainstorm any adolescent demography amusement in it. It has two actor views.

Mr. Maker (Netflix)

I abhorrence this man. He exists alone to actualize labour for parents and accomplish them buy crafts their kids will accordingly get apathetic of. He is a one-man decay machine, and he should be in prison.

Andy’s Anachronistic Adventure (Neon)

Why are kids into dinosaurs? They’re aloof birds who couldn’t survive the winter. Also, this is basically Jurassic Park afterwards Laura Dern, so a shitty Jurassic Park.

Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood (Netflix)

This is an activated aberration on Mister Roger’s Neighbourhood, with the capital aberration actuality that the host is not Fred Rogers but an activated tiger alleged Tiger. The adventure I watch repeats the aphorism ‘You don’t accept to circle like Katarina, you should be yourself” and I acquisition myself comatose along, cerebration of the Katarinas in my life, and how I don’t charge to circle like them.

I abhorrence actuality taught, generally, but I adore this show. The songs are nice, the letters are bright and uncontroversial, and while I don’t endorse auspicious accouchement to allege aback to a screen, you could do worse than this.

Thomas & Accompany (Neon)

Thomas the Tank Engine is a pro-capitalist simp, and is not to be trusted. 

Ryan’s Apple (YouTube)

For about six years, this  YouTube approach has tracked the advance of a adolescent who opens boxes. Ryan’s Apple has 28.2 actor subscribers, 1902 videos and 44, 694, 092, 772 views. To breach that down: that’s the agnate of every animal on the planet watching six Ryan’s Apple videos.

I’m campanology the alarm afresh re: monetised adolescent abuse, but this absolutely takes the cake. By the time Ryan comes of age, he’ll either be cardinal the planet or we’ll all be asleep by his hand.

I end my abstracts with kids’ YouTube here. I will adjudicator absolute few parents – OK, maybe Minnie Dean – and I accept the allurement of a curated, adequately safe, alternation of videos for your adolescent to watch while you go about the business of actuality a animal adult. You do you, accession your child, you allegedly won’t acquisition out if you’ve absolutely messed up until it’s too backward anyway!

But maybe still accumulate them abroad from Ryan’s World.

Bumble (NZ on Screen)

For my aftermost allotment of kids content, I about-face to article that I could accept conceivably watched as a adolescent (although, in reality, I allegedly would’ve been too old for this one). New Zealand appearance Bumble is cute, sweet, and has an understandably awakening feel, accustomed it was fabricated in the ’90s. 

There’s a 18-carat abundance in watching Jason Gunn that I array of ambition I had accomplished as a kid, and I can feel it alike aback he’s beneath a massive bee costume. Patsy Stone is a abundant advertence point, but not necessarily the best abating attendance to a child. And abundance is one of the things that kids TV does so well, forth with educating children, befitting them entertained, and sometimes artlessly befitting them absent for a assertive bulk of time (if I’ve abstruse annihilation from this experiment, it’s that a lot of the agreeable fabricated for YouTube seems added about bushing time than any of the earlier actuality fabricated for TV). 

Of advance I didn’t adore best of what I watched. It’s not fabricated for me. I’m Mr. 30, not Mr. 4. 

Would I accept enjoyed this actuality aback I was a child? Absolutely. But if I had that opportunity, today I allegedly wouldn’t be the affectionate of being who watches kids TV for an absolute week. Or conceivably I still would’ve been, because at its heart, this brand is all about giving parents added architecture blocks for the child-rearing journey. A little bit of apprenticeship there, a little bit of aberration here, an compassionate of belief there. At its best, kids TV is a allowance duke – as abundant for parents as for kids.

Frankly, I aloof anticipate my mother didn’t appetite all that babble in her house. And afterwards a anniversary of it? Power to you, mother dearest.

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